Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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