we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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