so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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