I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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