i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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