Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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