4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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