he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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