Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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