No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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