where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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