We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
worst night to have a conscience
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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