When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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