So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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