Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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