Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
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So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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