David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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