Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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