I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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