5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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