: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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