also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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