your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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