I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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