quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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