think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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