he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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