She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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