i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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