I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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