google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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