Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
one might say we're banned from that church
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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