So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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