I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just googled if crying burns calories
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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