Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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