i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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