just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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