Got a toothbrush?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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