I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize