I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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