her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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