My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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