Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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