Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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