As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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