Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
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why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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