It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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