with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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