Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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