see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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